It's a pig's life
It all started thousands of years ago
when Piggy strolled along the railroad
She wasn't looking up ('twas the vertigo)
and crushed to a pulp were her gentle bones
Yet you think naught of the porcus clan
except when you start to sweat
Or a scary, dangerous experiment
needs a guinea for a test
Our mud-baths much amuse you
and we hog most references to greed
But when it comes to pork chops,
our valued contribution you need
We serve your appetites for gluttony
and entertain you while you rest
Snowball and Napoleon, Babe and Porky,
to please you, do their best!
While you use our name in vain,
this persecution has to end
We shall rise in rebellion
your sins you will amend
The reign of the Porcus will take off
Laugh all you want, it will happen soon
"When pigs fly?" you might scoff!
But don't forget - the swine just flu!
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