Cryptic crossies and Vogon-inspired poetry (some bad, some verse)
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It all started thousands of years agowhen Piggy strolled along the railroadShe wasn't looking up ('twas the vertigo)and crushed to a pulp were her gentle bones
Yet you think naught of the porcus clanexcept when you start to sweatOr a scary, dangerous experimentneeds a guinea for a test
Our mud-baths much amuse youand we hog most references to greedBut when it comes to pork chops,our valued contribution you need
We serve your appetites for gluttonyand entertain you while you restSnowball and Napoleon, Babe and Porky,to please you, do their best!
While you use our name in vain,this persecution has to endWe shall rise in rebellionyour sins you will amend
The reign of the Porcus will take offLaugh all you want, it will happen soon"When pigs fly?" you might scoff!But don't forget - the swine just flu!